How Monaca Are You?

Beer beer for ol' Monaca High. You bring the whiskey, I'll bring the wine. Send some freshman out for jin and don't let those sober sophomores in. Juniors never stagger, seniors never fall- face over up on wood alcohol. V-i-c-t-o-r-y spells victory Monaca High.... HEY! HOW MONACA ARE YOU?
You're 100% "Better side of the bridge" ... Congrats 'Naca kid.
Coulda done worse.
Did you move there late?